This did make me giggle.

I love my family dearly but in retrospect, if I ever get married again (to the same man - of course) i'll definitely be doing it in Vegas!

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While creating Husbands, God promised Women that good and ideal Husbands would be found in all corners of the world.

And then he made the earth round

"To be is to do" -- Socrates
"To do is to be" -- Descartes
"Do be do be do" -- Frank Sinatra
"Yabba dabba doo" -- Fred Flintstone