'Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the home just before your husband arrives, gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift, too.'
and i'll be doing all of that with a nice new ribbon in my hair, while im also trying to roll myself a fag, and pour myself a vodka, and set the reminder on the telly for 'torchwood'