I'm currently performing a creative dance for you, I hope you can see it?
Meanwhile, I'll recite my new poem - here's hoping it's good enough for the competition...
I've just been spammed-how rare!
About Diesel, a brand I don't wear
You say it's an elixir -
Some may call you a d*&k, sir
But I won't, 'cos I don't swear.
