Feel for you Ness but laxatives are probably not the best idea - just eat loads of veg and let your body clear out naturally.
If it's any consolation we go to Cyprus this weekend and i've just been at a conference for a week eating all manner of crap.
I feel sluggish and I look like a whale!
Lovely for everyone else on the beach when I waddle out in my bikini i'm sure!

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Saturday 16th June 2001 - St Catherine's Church,
Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs