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How odd that when Brian got in from work we had a discussion about this sort of thing. I'd remembered and was telling him about a woman I used to know that would do just that. Before her husband came in from work, she used to put her full make up on, get changed and greet him home with her heels and nice underwear on. The kids would be all fed and not long for bed. When we asked her why she did it she said "because he expects me to" !!!!!
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Vodka - cheaper than botox and paralyses more muscles
'Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the home just before your husband arrives, gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift, too.' and i'll be doing all of that with a nice new ribbon in my hair, while im also trying to roll myself a fag, and pour myself a vodka, and set the reminder on the telly for 'torchwood'
__________________ Sarah and Brian: married,sept 30th 2006 and now im a very happy mrs!!!!!
Rob's always home before me so does that mean he gets to make the dinner, clear the clutter and put his best underwear, heels and a ribbon in his hair??? Oh he'll be so pleased when I tell him!
Just thought, he better not wear any of my bloody good shoes........
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Married Rob on 4th June 2004 in Altrincham, Cheshire
Grace Kathleen arrived on 22nd July 2006 at 11.34pm, weighing 6lbs 12oz
My angels - October 2005, September 2007 and May 2008. Never forgotten xx
Found this but did edit it slightly as it was a bit full on.
So then onto lesson two - How to be a Good Husband.
Always make getting and keeping a full-time job with regular raises, benefits, bonuses and the potential for prestigious advancement your number one priority in life. Remember always that you have a wife and children who need your financial support, and that it is your responsibility to provide for them to the best of your ability.
Always arrive home refreshed and happy - put your bad day or your confrontation with your boss, the traffic, the crowds or the physical exhaustion you might feel aside and try to arrive home as cheery and lighthearted as you possibly can. Your wife has been struggling with the children and the housework all day, she does not need to hear about how bad your day was.
Be prepared to help with household chores when you get home - let your wife relax or talk on the phone since she has been dealing with these problems all day. Make supper for her often, and always clean up afterwards so that she may rest and feel appreciated.
Do not bore your wife with stories of the troubles you faced at work today. Remember that you are lucky to have a job and that many other men would be happy to trade places with you.Your job is to provide, and whatever you must go through to achieve this is part of your lot in life.A good husband knows that he is lucky to have a wife at all, and that a woman wants a strong, silent man she can depend on.
Never expect your wife to have contributed to the smooth operation of the household. She has had a busy day and cannot be expected to provide meals or clean clothes for you. Never insult her by asking her to do such things while you're out earning money. Be mindful always that your wife may think you are being sexist if you ask her to help make a home for your family as part of your partnership.
Be prepared to account for your whereabouts every minute of the day, including an explanation as to why you were away from the phone when she tried to call or why you were unable to chat with her for twenty minutes when she did get through to you. You must always put her interests first, and be mindful of her natural suspicion about her husband's activities.
Do not grumble or gripe about handing over your paycheque to her - she is in control of your finances and knows better than you how to invest your money. Never assume that the money you earn is yours to do with as you will - you have a family to think about now, and their needs must always come before your own.
Listen avidly to your wife's complaints. She leads a hectic life and needs to feel listened to and appreciated. Never suggest ways in which she might solve whatever problem is vexing her. You need only listen and do not counter with complaints of your own. She would love to have the chance to leave the house and work, she does not need to hear about how difficult your job is.
Be prepared to give up your weeknights or weekends to whatever projects or socializing your wife has in mind. If she has determined that cleaning out the garage or painting the upstairs bathroom would be the best use of your time, never complain that you would like to relax or pursue personal interests instead. She has every right to expect that you will make repairs to the house or help her redecorate during your time off. Do not be so selfish as to ask for personal time. You are a family man now, you do not have the luxury of personal time.
Always be prepared to take over in caring for the children when you get home from work. Your wife has been busy all day and deserves some quiet time. Allow her to watch television or chat with her friends on the phone, go shopping or simply relax. They are your children too, and it is unfair of you to expect to come home from a twelve hour day and simply put your feet up.
Never grumble about having to support children you didn't want to have. If you got jiggy and she got pregnant, then it is your duty to pay for that child/ren for the next eighteen years. If you decide to have sex, you must know that pregnancy may result and be fully prepared to take responsibility for it.
Never wash your hair. The water may short circuit you.
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Nia 04-08-06 2lb12 04-08-2006 ~ Jamie 01-12-2004 8lb7.5 ~Matthew 04-04-03 9lb 14 wedding 25-05-2002
Some days it just isnt worth chewing through the leather straps in the morning!
How to be a good wife (1950's style)
Married my Best Friend 23rd April 2005 
My beautiful son Ryan arrived 6th August 2006 at 7.10pm weighing 7lb 6oz 
Vodka - cheaper than botox and paralyses more muscles 
Sarah and Brian: married,sept 30th 2006 and now im a very happy mrs!!!!!
Married Rob on 4th June 2004 in Altrincham, Cheshire
Grace Kathleen arrived on 22nd July 2006 at 11.34pm, weighing 6lbs 12oz
Ian & Nessa married 02.11.02 
Jake Edward born 01/04/2004 
William Robert born 21st Dec06
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