The typical "macho man" married typical good-looking lady. After the wedding, he laid down the following rules:


"I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you! I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise! I'll go hunting, fishing, boozin, and card playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it! Those are my rules. Any comments?"


His new bride replies, "No, that's fine with me, but just understand one thing: there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night - whether you're HOME or not!"

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Wife and mother to two cats

Can I do a slightly ruder but similar one?

On their wedding night, the man turns to his wife and tells her to go across the room and put on his trousers. She tries but they are way too big and keep falling down.

"I can't wear your trousers" she says

"That's because I wear the trousers round here, and you need to remember that" The husband replies.

the wife asks the husband to put on her knicker,s but they are far too small.

"I can't get into your pants" he says

"No, and you won't be getting into them again with an attitude like that!" she replies.

Boom boom

N xxx

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Nikki and Nick married 14/12/02
George Nicholas Smith born 23.9.03
Leo Philip Smith born 20.3.05

"Help!" said Eddy
"I'm scared already.
I want my bed
I want my teddy"



http://www.myspace.com/nikki_i_like_shoes

That told him!

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Wife and mother to two cats

Ha ha, I like that one. must copy and paste and send to H2B

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Lady Rools

Vivacity, Playfulness, Honesty, Strength