Giggle for the day
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!"
The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers:
"Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little sausage?"
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Tim and SusieQ married 23rd November 2002
Téa Kathryn (aka Lollipop) born 11th May 2003
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Wife and mother to two cats 
7th Sept 2002 
Harrison arrived safely on 5th January 2006 weighing 5lb 9oz 
born on 28th Jan 2008
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